163 Quotes by Jennifer Crusie

There wasn’t enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.

He loved her all he could; but he couldn’t love her very much.

We’re going to need a bigger dock.

A bar would not be a good career move for you.

I’m stuck in the old me, and I don’t know how to get out. I just know the old me isn’t the real me anymore.

As far as I’m concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.

Phin spared a moment of sympathy for Frank until he looked back and saw him at the bar, leaning into Clea’s cleavage. Get a grip, Frank, he thought, and then he looked down Sophie’s dress and thought, Never mind, Frank.

The law is a fine thing, even when it’s wrong.

You got shot at and you still got me an air conditioner.