1,192 Quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout

I had no idea how we were going to figure this out. but women had been having babies since the beginning of time without doctors. Couldn't be that hard, right? I sort of wanted to punch myself in the face after that though.Childbirth scared the crap out of me.

What can I say? I cleaned up nicely

Love in my world usually ended up with someone hearing “I smite thee!” as she was cursed to be some lame flower for the rest of her life.

I'd be supper-pissed in the afterlife if I died a virgin in this crap hole.

You love her.I do. I love her.

He can read your mind without even knowing." Dee's face went from pale to bright cherry. "Oh God.""What?"She smacked her hands over her face. "Well, the whole time we were downstairs, I was picturing him naked.

The whole telling part seemed a moot point now, but how could he explain what happened? Hey, honey, I’m an alien and apparently I just doused you with some radioactive loving! Wanna catch a movie? Yeah, not cool.

Gabe slowly backed out of the kitchen, hands raised. "Wow. That takes family drama to a whole new level."Hayded stared at him."And I think I'll go to my room now." Gabe said.

Only the bad can be influenced