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I know it must seem completely idiotic to you," Maddie said, hoping to coax at least a grunt from her, "hiring a date to your only sister's wedding and all."Louise slowly nodded."I mean, who does such things nowadays, right? Women don't need men for anything. Well, they do need them for one thing. But that's all—and, really, debatable depending on your sexual orientation.
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Ah, like how Sharon Parker’s bra kind of found its way into your locker?” He leaned in, resting his elbows on the table. “Are you going to constantly bring these things up the entire time we’re dating?”“Sorry. Just using my prior knowledge to try and gauge what kind of fake boyfriend you’re going to make.” “Well, if your bitterness is any indication of the kind of fake girlfriend you’re going to be, I won’t hold my breath for you to fake put out.
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What are you all worked up about?" he asked warily."This," she spat, motioning to the small space where she sat and he lay, "is what I call taking advantage." Glaring, she looked all flustered and—Lord-don't-put-him-in-more-hot-water-than-he-already-was—sexy with her blond curls bouncing with each word she sputtered. "And you can kindly remove your hand now, too."He glanced down and blinked. Then, with as much remorse as he could muster, he carefully slid his hand out from underneath her butt.
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Careful,” he chided with a grin. “First you talk marriage and now you're telling me what to eat. You're sounding more and more like a real girlfriend every day. Just remember, this is still our first date, so keep your hands to yourself tonight. I'm not one of those guys.
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You snore.” She stopped in the middle of the hallway and gaped. “I do not.” “Oh yeah, you do.” He nodded, beaming from ear to ear. “Cute, kind of baby snores, but still snores by standard definition. Maybe that was the problem that broke up you and David. Doctors need their sleep, you know.
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He looked over her head and frowned. “Hold on just a second.” “What?” “You need to kiss me goodbye.” Her stomach flipped. “K—kiss you? Where?” He gave her a deadpan look. “Honey, never ask a man a question like that.
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From what he could observe so far, Blade seemed to be just her type. Sawyer couldn’t stand the guy.
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She wears her emotions on her face like hookers wear makeup.
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When I take you in my arms, I wonder how on earth I ever survived without know what that felt like before I met you.
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