392 Quotes by Jenny Lawson

When we share our struggles we let others know it’s okay to share theirs. And suddenly we realize that the things we were ashamed of are the same things everyone deals with at one time or another. We are so much less alone than we think.

Except now I’m wondering if maybe Milk-Bones are really delicious and.

They should change “like finding a needle in a haystack” to “like finding a pen that works in that drawer filled with pens that don’t work.

My new mantra was “Decorum is highly overrated and probably causes cancer.

I yanked my arm out, and the cow looked back at me in disgust. And that’s when I realized that I no longer had the turkey baster.

That’s why you should never dust too much. Because dust is what holds the world together. The whole world is made up of it. Dust from the wind. Dust from dinosaur bones. Stardust.

We all get our share of tragedy or insanity or drama, but what we do with that horror is what makes all the difference.

The world always looks nicer when it’s a little blurry – that’s why so many of us have a second glass of wine at dinner.

Today an applicant who couldn’t pass the typing test blamed it on me for giving her “a trick keyboard because the keys weren’t in alphabetical order.