392 Quotes by Jenny Lawson

I’m pretty sure ‘ferral cats’ is code for ’vampire cougars.

The shiny people are a lie.

The Spoon Theory was created by a friend of mine, Christine Miserandino, to explain the limits you have when you live with chronic illness.

I can feel other people’s emotions. Their life force, maybe? Something. It’s uncomfortable but in a way that’s hard to define.

They may have all had suitcases three times as big as mine, but I realized that the emotional baggage I’d brought with me was big enough to put theirs to shame. It was a little lighter, though, now that I was leaving.

In other words, stop judging yourself against shiny people. Avoid the shiny people. The shiny people are a lie.

Without the dark there isn’t light. Without the pain there is no relief.

Lick David Tennant’s face.

There are few things in the world that make me angrier than poverty, the lack of basic human civil rights, and the fact that most women’s clothes don’t have pockets. Obviously the first two are more pressing, but the pockets thing is pretty irritating too.