392 Quotes by Jenny Lawson

How am I feeling?” I’m sort of in the mood to feel righteously indignant but I don’t have anything worth getting indignant about. I guess I’m mad that people aren’t stupider when I need them to be.

Then I realized that Victor and Maury were staring at me and that they’d asked me a question about the will but I couldn’t remember what it was so I just said, “When I die I’d like all my stuff to be left to my cat.

Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn’t even in the hospital. He doesn’t want pajamas.

Comparison is the death of joy.

If I cannot see the moon, I’ll make my own.

Five vans of chicks took off to visit wineries for wine tasting. Only four came back.1.

When I was young, my family didn’t go on outings to the circus or trips to Disneyland. We couldn’t afford them. Instead, we stayed in our small rural West Texas town, and my parents took us to cemeteries.

I can grab on to each moment of joy and live in those moments because I have seen the bright contrast from dark to light and back again.

Your Pants Are Bragging at Me.