392 Quotes by Jenny Lawson

If someone asked me to pick out my own vagina’s mug shot out of a lineup of vaginas, I’d be helpless. And probably concerned about what exactly my vagina had been doing that constituted a need for its own mug shot.

I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in that I am both "Great and Terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curtains

YOU’RE READING. That’s what the sexy people do.

Be as visibly fucked up as you want to be because being unique is already taken

Quitting might be easier, but it wouldn't be better.

There is something wonderful in accepting someone else's flaws especially when it gives you the chance to accept your own and see that those flaws are the things that make us human.

I like your skin because it keeps your organs from falling out onto the carpet.

I am furiously happy. It's not a cure for mental illness...it's a weapon, designed to counter it. It's a way to take back some of the joy that's robbed from you when you're crazy.

This year my doctor prescribed me antipsychotics."To ... keep the psychotics away?" I asked, jokingly.She was not joking.