224 Quotes by Jenny Slate

There are so many things I’d like to do. I’d really like to be in a period piece that takes place in old New York or old Hollywood and wear those costumes and that makeup.

I’m competitive and I have a messy purse, but otherwise, I like people to think I’m a winner.

I’m not one to wallow, but I am one to feel the sting of a slap for a while, I think.

I feel a lot of life in me and a lot of creative energy and I think it’s better suited somewhere it can run free.

In the mornings of my life, I wake up and I blink my eyes open and I stretch my body with a shudder that holds tension like a string pulled so tight that it makes a musical sound when you pluck it with one finger.

If you’re in a good marriage, you have the sense that it won’t be forever.

I am a plant and I have a fragile green stem and my flower is still in the pod on the top of the stalk, unopened, when the dawn strolls in over the horizon. My blossom spreads out during the day and it goes into the pod at night and then it goes again the next day and all of the days.

I really like working. I can’t think of a job I didn’t like.

If you let me onto your land, I might be very wild, and I will not be able to totally change myself, but you can always track me by the tinkle of my lively clamor.