224 Quotes by Jenny Slate

I like dressing like I'm going on a date when I'm on stage.

If I'm going to have baked goods in the morning, the rule is that I have to make them myself.

There is something to grace and deportment, but you determine that for yourself. That's something you own.

I think, in general, finding the right time to have a baby is pretty scary.

I do think that character types trend. As a female comedian, the parts that come my way are often terrible women.

Back at high school, there was this quarterback who asks me out. He's never paid attention to me before, but now we're on this date, going to see the 'Sixth Sense.' And right before the climax, he leans in - and I'm so excited, because I think we're going to French-kiss - and then he tells me the twist. He completely ruins the movie for me.

A lot of people think that I'm one of the women from 'Broad City' - and I'm just not.

Don't use a pick-up line.

I really like working. I can't think of a job I didn't like. I was in an Alvin and the Chipmunks movie, which is not my idea of folk art; but I really enjoyed making it, and everyone was really nice.