224 Quotes by Jenny Slate

I have no regrets. The best thing to happen to me was for Lorne Michaels to hire me and fire me.

Being on "SNL" was a goal that I had when I was younger. When I got fired, I just felt really mad and I felt really grossed out by the system and grossed out by myself and it just sort of knocked me on my ass.

I am a comedian and I started in stand-up when I was 22.

When I would go on stage I would start to feel that the eyes that watching me weren't kind. And it took me a while to realize that those eyes were my own eyes.

I'm not one to wallow, but I am one to feel the sting of a slap for a while, I think.

I don't make a lot of mistakes, honestly. I'm an A-student, I'm an Ivy Leaguer. I need those things.

I feel like when I go on stage I feel so excited at the prospect that there will be a true connection.

There was a while when I got really bad stage fright and I basically felt...I was incredibly angry. I felt like everything had been taken away from me and it was at that point that I realized how much doing stand up reminds me of my self love and curiosity about myself and love of other people because I don't go on stage to dominate.

If you're in a good marriage, you have the sense that it won't be forever.