11 Quotes by Jeph Jacques

You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.

A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

The quickest way to a man’s heart really is through his stomach, because then you don’t have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.

The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document.

Bachelor’s degrees make pretty good placemats if you get ’em laminated.

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don’t automatically have to be miserable.

The trick to writer’s block is to sack up and write through it, you see.