172 Quotes by Jeremy Clarkson

I mean its a weekly occurrence that somebody will complain that Top Gear was on last night - and you just sit back and wait for the complaints. But if you start to pay attention to everyones concerns, you end up with something bland and boring. So you sort of have to ignore everybody in order to do the show how we want to do it.

No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.

Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.

Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.