35 Quotes by Jeremy Kyle

My kids are amazing and they are the ones that keep me going.

Some people will always think I've got the eyes of Satan. Others will think I'm a TV god. People have the right to criticise.

I didn't know what I wanted to do until I was 40. Seriously.

I don't want to get into a debate. I have never talked about my first marriage for that reason. I don't think it would be fair to my daughter. I don't think it would be fair to my second wife. That's the past.

I did die once, for seven seconds, after a burst appendix.

We all make mistakes, nobody ever wrote a book saying 'This is how you live your life.'

And I would never set myself out to be the best parent or the greatest man.

When I get through the front door, I haven't got time to tie my shoelaces. There are three kids, and the wife, and I make that absolutely the priority. By the time we've got the kids to bed and had a bite to eat we're in bed by 10:15 and are knackered!

I have never had a pair of knickers sent in the post. I've had jams, lemon drizzle cakes, West Ham football shirts and footballs and books. I've had pillowcases with my face on, tea towels with my face on, face flannels with my face on, towels with my face on.