70 Quotes by Jermaine Fowler

Growing up, I've always made a point to not be placed in a box.

I just love pranks, man. They're great. I don't understand why people don't do 'em more often.

I was the black kid in school who'd skate and wrestle, who was really into outer space and botany and kung fu and hip-hop. I was into everything.

Flying is just such a hassle. If I had a million dollars, I would teleport.

My friend gave me a VHS tape of Eddie Murphy's 'Raw.' I watched it so many times, I fell in love with it. I would watch it every day, just picking it apart. And then I started doing open mics around Maryland and D.C.: that's where I'm from. And I haven't stopped since.

'Crashing' was my first scripted TV gig.

Man, that's all I can do, just be myself.

My parents argued a lot. It was pretty tumultuous at times.

I do everything with a purpose, and I don't really pay attention to the negativity.