183 Quotes by Jerry Coleman

If Rose’s streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

There’s two heads to every coin.

When you lose your hands, you can’t play baseball.

If ever an error had “F” written on it, that grounder did.

At the end of six innings of play, it’s Montreal 5, Expos 3.

Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn’t have to.

It’s off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.

From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I’m talking about.