183 Quotes by Jerry Coleman

When Guante started, they thought he’d be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.

I’ve never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.

I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

You never ask why you’ve been fired because if you do, they’re liable to tell you.

I’ve made a couple of mistakes I’d like to do over.

The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn’t even started.

Hi folks, I’m Gerry Gross!

They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.