183 Quotes by Jerry Coleman

Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.

You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.

Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.

The ballgame is over...in this inning.

That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.

You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.

I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.

Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.