116 Quotes by Jerry Della Femina

Everybody makes a lot of money when the French come to town.

The French are simply incapable of telling the truth.

I think people are getting bored of parties, and hosts are terrified nobody's going to show up. So they have to start entertaining them before the party even starts.

The whole idea of a spokesman is a joke and a fraud if you drop someone like a hot potato if there's controversy.

I've seen very few Hispanics and blacks who have been able to work their way into the advertising end of business.

No one wants to risk a million dollars on a few laughs. The big, flashy commercials are out. The soft sell is out.

I've never met a client who wants to be the worst.

If the FBI is now in charge of bad taste, we're all doomed.