188 Quotes by Jerry Lewis

I've raised my boys the old-fashioned way, with spankings, sending them upstairs if they misbehave at parties, the works. I believe discipline is the proof of love.

Going unnoticed has never been my strong suit.

I've never been more than 9 years old.

I dream in color.

I almost get annoyed at the fact that I'm not going to use all that I got.

I got the 'Max Rose' script, and I fell in love with it. It just hit me. It was something that needed to be made.

The connection between pathos and broad comedy is very tight. But you do far more work in a comedy scene than you do in a straight scene. It's much harder.

I learned from my dad that when you walk in front of an audience, they are the kings and queens, and you're but the jester.

I can't stand to ask anyone, 'How was that?'