41 Quotes by Jerry O'Connell

I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it’s amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!

Buddy of mine once told me that he’d rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.

I’m the kind of guy who can’t keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.

When you have little girls, you’re the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that’s going to end; in their adolescence I’ll become the opposite of that, especially if I’m parked outside a high school party.

With kangaroos, you say ‘Sit!’ and they start boxing with you. They’re nuts!

To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you’re talking about! I’m able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.

Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It’s not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to time. Horror movies have always been around.

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I’m funnier than my daughters.

Playing professional football is something I’ll never be able to do.