79 Quotes by Jerry Springer

No one would have picked me out in high school and said, 'This guy is going to be in show business.' I don't have any of the talents you would normally associate with show business.

I wouldn't have written it. I don't believe in making fun of other religions or in saying things that could be insensitive to other people's religions.

I said when I started the show that I am committed to making this radio program work, not only because I enjoy it, but because we need to hear progressive voices as well as conservative voices in our conversation today,

We don't want this moment to end, so cover us in chocolate and throw us to the lesbians .

This is a terrible tragedy. The Sarasota County, Florida, Sheriff's Department contacted us and we are cooperating with its investigation. We've been asked not to comment beyond this.

It really was a hell of a motorcycle, ... It was arguably the first American motorcycle company, beating Harley by a year or so. Indian was the standard by which everything was gauged.

It was physically uncomfortable. It is hard to sit in the theatre and have people turning round and looking at you.

You fight to defend a lover, not to win one. If you do, it isn't love.

Obviously I wanted to be a bus driver - and I still do. If only I could get a part time job.