79 Quotes by Jerry Springer

It’s just a show. It’s not the end of Western Civilization. It’s chewing gum.

If you can’t be committed to another person, at least be committed to the concept of character and don’t cheat.

I’m a happy guy, but if I’m in a rare dark mood, I won’t go out because I don’t want to be horrible to people.

You’re a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress.

Love is great for us, but we don’t always love who is great for us.

I play a crazy talk-show host, but that’s not me. It’s like an actor playing a role.

I like the idea that there’s no censorship, because it’s consistent with my views that we live in a free society and people ought to be able to express their views.

TV is a huge draw. It’s a magnet. Even when I was a policeman, if I was on a police scene and the news showed up, I’d race home to see if I would be on TV for 2 seconds!

I treat politics kind of like my religion. It’s something I believe in, but I don’t want to have to make a living at it, because if you make a living at it, you somehow become dishonest.