254 Quotes by Jesse Eisenberg

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I’m not aware of any others.

Poor people are gross and they ’smell bad.

Devils don’t come from hell beneath us, they come from the sky.

I’m hardly the most notable person in ‘Zombieland.’ The other actors in it are way more famous than I am.

The more people say nice things about me, the more I feel it’s false.

I’m no good at really anything that involves motor skills.

I think I’m an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off, people will not have babies.

It’s a struggle for me to watch things I’ve been in because I’m just distracted and self-critical.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we’re all heroes of our own lives.