254 Quotes by Jesse Eisenberg

I can’t watch myself in interviews. I feel like I look like a wreck. My mom is always calling me and going, ‘Stop fidgeting,’ and it’s like, ‘You have no idea what it’s like, Mom.’

And I’m sure after Facebook it will be the little cameras that we have implanted into the palms of our hands and we’ll be debating whether we should get them, and then we’ll all get them.

In acting class, you’re trained to express yourself as much as you can.

I like driving; I don’t drive since I live in New York. I don’t have an opportunity to drive, like, ever.

I guess the more serious you play something, if the context is funny, then it will be funny and it doesn’t really require you to be necessarily, explicitly humorous, or silly.

I am actually going to two therapists right now. I don’t know, I actually feel like therapy has just made me more uncomfortable.

I write plays instinctively. I don’t like writing movie scripts.

I don’t watch the movies I’ve been in. I try to stay as little aware of the final product as possible, because my job doesn’t really change.

Every relationship has a kind of pattern, I guess, and maybe the pattern is more important than the stuff that makes up the pattern.