415 Quotes by Jesse Ventura

Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it’s run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it’s legal, then the girls could have health checks, unions, benefits, anything any other worker gets, and it would be far better.

My father used to always say to me that, you know, if a guy goes out to steal a loaf of bread to feed his family, they’ll give him 10 years, but a guy can do white-collar crime and steal the money of thousands and he’ll get probation and a slap on the wrist.

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there’s not much I can do about that. But I’m going to be honest. I’m going to continue to speak my mind, and that’s who I am.

I don’t oppose hunting in any way, shape or form. If that’s what you enjoy doing, you are free to do it.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn’t: Go stick your head in the mud.

Republicans are not a political party. It’s a mental condition.

I never thought I’d be investigating global warming. I believe it’s real and that saving the planet is good.

If you’re patriotic, stand up for the Bill of Rights because once they strip your rights from you, you will pay hell to get them back. You will and we’re in the process of it right now.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people.