415 Quotes by Jesse Ventura

You’re lucky if I watch 10 minutes of wrestling a month. Most of the time, I channel surf, and I lose interest after a few minutes.

Whenever the government says, ‘It’s time to move on,’ that means there’s something they don’t want you to know about.

I’m a warrior at heart; I’m an ex-Navy Seal. I’m too old to wage war anymore, and so now I wage it mentally. And so I find politics very stimulating; it’s war without guns.

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That’s power.

When we build a public library, we don’t have to pay to get in, but when we build a stadium, we have to pay the owner every time we go to a game.

It’s a good thing I’m not the president, because I would prosecute everybody who was involved in that torture, I would prosecute the people who did it, I would prosecute the people who ordered it and they would all go to jail! Because Torture is against the law!

I believe to go along to get along is unpatriotic. I believe that agreeing with your government on everything they do is unpatriotic. I believe a patriot stands up and holds your government’s feet to the fire. Because if you do that, you will get good government.

The first thing out of Fidel Castro’s mouth to me, he looked me right in the eye and said, ‘You’re a man of great courage.’

Monsanto can do anything they want to you, and put anything they want into your foods. There’s nothing you can do about it.