415 Quotes by Jesse Ventura

Government is like physics, you know – for every action, there’s a reaction.

Barack Obama’s large contributor was Goldman Sachs – same thing on the Republican side. If you go to both their conventions, you see the same lobbyists paying off both sides so they win either way.

We’re the Fascist States of America today, not the United States of America, because the corporations are in power.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people’s business.

Some felt I’m not academically qualified, and they’re right.

I tend to like to read history – recent history, because I find that much more intriguing than just a writer’s imagination.

Sarah Palin’s a quitter.

My attitude when I’m in Mexico is I wake up in the morning with nothing to do and I go to bed half done. I don’t wear a watch. When I live down there, I do nothing according to time. I eat when I’m hungry and go to sleep when I’m tired.

There’s no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn’t a right but a privilege.