415 Quotes by Jesse Ventura

Our military doesn’t defend our American people. Our military is the strong-arm muscle of corporations.

I’m going to put on my gravestone, ‘He never owned a cell phone.’

If you work for the federal government, the average salary is $7,000 higher than the private sector. Something’s wrong with that, when you’re making more money working for the government than you can working in the private sector.

I’m an Angus King independent.

Let me say this: I’m paranoid of the government. They’ve lost my trust. They’ve lied to me so many times that I don’t know what to believe from them anymore.

Let’s remember, the CIA’s job is to go out and create wars.

I’m kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point I turn it over to someone else.

I will criticize President Obama on this level: it’s a good thing I’m not president because I would prosecute every person that was involved in that torture. I would prosecute the people that did it. I would prosecute the people that ordered it. Because torture is against the law.

If you tell the truth, you don’t need a long memory.