415 Quotes by Jesse Ventura

You can’t legislate stupidity.

Disabled people need more invested in their education, housing, job training, transportation, assistive technology, and independent-living facilities. Governments earn back this investment – and more – by making people with disabilities economically productive citizens.

Dusty Rhodes wouldn’t win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he’d win for MOST abs.

I speak my mind. That’s who I am.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it’s not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport, the metal detector goes off.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers.

Win if you can, lose is you must, but ALWAYS cheat!.

How come life in prison doesn't mean life? Until it does, we're not ready to do away with the death penalty. Stop thinking in terms of punishment for a minute and think in terms of safeguarding innocent people from incorrigible murderers.