55 Quotes by Jessica St. Clair

I can't tell you how many bizarre shows at UCB I was a part of.

We all had jobs that were just fronts. I felt like I was in the mob. I had a job, but that wasn't my real job. My real job was to be an actor. I always knew that and never forgot that.

In Hollywood, normally things don't work out, and dreams are crushed.

The one piece of advice I would give to all girlfriends - or guy friends, too, I guess - is that if you're going to have a fight in a Baja Fresh parking lot, make sure one of you has an available pair of sunglasses because whoever is crying is going to want to wear them.

I remember watching 'I Love Lucy' from an early age, 'Laverne & Shirley.'

One of my biggest and most influential was 'The Golden Girls.' That show, I remember specific episodes.

I would never knowingly go and date somebody that my friend loved.

It's very hard to fake. When you see Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig in 'Bridesmaids,' you can tell they really love each other.

I've been trying to cram myself down the throats of America for a longer time than I care to remember.