55 Quotes by Jessica Zafra

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he’s dependable and meets all my demands.

Yes, it’s true that you can’t learn everything from books. But you do learn something about everything.

As you go through life, you learn many lessons. Unfortunately these lessons only apply to the specific instances in which you learned them. Therefore you can expect to make horrible mistakes no matter how long you live.

Greasy food might not be good for your body, but it does wonders for the soul. A healthy diet may prolong your life, but what would you have to live for? What is the point of living to a hundred if you have to subsist on bland food? One may as well die of boredom.

What does not kill you will make you stronger and more cynical.

The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.

Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much.

The reason men rule is because women let them.

That’s the thing about a great book. Every time you read it, it’s different, because you’re different. You’ve changed since the last time you picked it up, things have happened to you.