27 Quotes by Jim Benton

For the love of all humanity, shake what your mama gave you!

How Superheroes Make Money: – Spider-Man knits sweaters. – Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. – Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don’t have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn’t resemble art in any way.

Buy me stuff and I’ll be nicer.

My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies.

This means that I don’t have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.

I can’t imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.

School prepares you for the real world but I want the fake world. TEEHEE.

The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer. Isabella was laughing so hard she wrote “Please stop can’t breathe” in the dirt with her finger.