1,269 Quotes by Jim Butcher

I hear that they make disinfectants that don’t hurt these days. But Charity used iodine.

I shall most likely kill you on the morrow.

Sometimes it isn’t easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn’t turn wrong into right or stupid into smart.

Magic comes from what is inside you. It is a part of you. You can’t weave together a spell that you don’t beleive in.

Just because you start out as one thing, it doesn’t mean you can’t grow into something else.

Here’s where I ask why don’t you spend your time doing something safer and more boring. Like maybe administering suppositories to rabid gorillas.

Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women’s panties spontaneously evaporate.

Don’t mess with a wizard when he’s wizarding!

I’ll be patient,” I said. “But not forever.