1,269 Quotes by Jim Butcher

Hey. I don’t care what kind of faerie or mortal or hideous creature you are. If you’ve got danglies and can lose them, that’s the kind of sight that make you reconsider the possible genitalia-related ramifications of your actions real damned quick.

Some words have a power that has nothing to do with supernatural forces. They resound in the heart and mind, they live long after the sounds of them have died away, they echo in the heart and the soul. They have power, and that power is very real. Those three words are good.

You can’t plan for everything or you never get started in the first place.

They were donuts of darkness.

Chew and smile? At the same time? Do I look like Jackie Chan?

If a White Court vampire wants to feed off a human, all she really has to do is crook her finger, and he comes running. There isn’t any ominous music. Nobody sparkles. As far as anyone looking on is concerned, a girl winks at a boy and goes off somewhere to make out. Happens every day. They don’t get.

Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don’t-even-blink wench.

I just stood there staring, because while I’ve seen a lot of weird things, I hadn’t ever seen that.

You can’t change what has already happened. But you choose what to do next. Which means that you only cross over to the dark side if you choose to do it.