1,269 Quotes by Jim Butcher

In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.

I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.

I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.

I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.

I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

Ack!" I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.