1,269 Quotes by Jim Butcher

You know what, Harry, I don't think this is a garden at all!""Genius.

It’s not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They’re basically huge vibrators. With wheels. - Harry Dresden

Hush, Harry. Or you'll go to the special hell."I blinked at that, confused. I'm not supposed to be the guy who doesn't get the reference joke, dammit.

The Blue Beetle was not a clown car," I said severely. "It was a machine of justice.

I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of bread.

I grunted. “She’s not a delicate princess,” I said. “She’s a warrior. Warriors have enemies. Sometimes warriors get hurt.” I felt my jaws clench. “And then their friends even things up.

Michael half-smiled. “The Lord will never give you a burden bigger than your shoulders can bear, Harry. All we can do is face what comes and have faith.”I gave him a sour glance. “I need to get myself some bigger shoulders, then. Someone in accounting must have made a mistake.

Tiny," Sanya rumbled to Michael, clenching a demonstrative fist. "But fierce.

We're ostriches and the whole world is sand.