1,269 Quotes by Jim Butcher

Stop," Kincaid said in a calm voice. "Unclench.""Unclench what?" Murphy demanded."Unclench your ass.""Excuse me?""You're going to trip the beam. You need another quarter inch. Relax.""I am relaxed," Murphy growled."Oh," Kincaid said. "Damn, great ass then.

Because nothing says flattery like a gun to the head.

Hell's Bells-Harry Dresden

I have always found the man to be a spineless, venomous, bore. I have often hoped that he would contract some wasting disease which would expose him to lethal levels of humiliation.

Nicodemus is a murderous murdering murderer...

Suppose I tell you to fuck off.""I will no longer be in a playful mood," it purred. "I will come for you. I will kill your blood, your friends, your beasts. I will kill the flowers in your home and the trees in your tiny fields. I will visit such death upon whatever is yours that your very name will be remembered only in curses andtales of terror

You need a prostate to understand,” I said.

Know your enemy. Know yourself. Only then may you achieve victory.

The Queen smiled with the tiniest twitch of a single corner of her mouth. "Why should I do that?""Because I'm coming," Octavian's image said, very quietly, "for you."The Queen stood as unmoving as stone."When I'm finished," Octavian promised, "nothing will be left of your kind but stories. I will burn your homes. I will bury your warriors." His voice grew even softer. "I will blacken your sky with crows.