1,269 Quotes by Jim Butcher

We've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one.

You need to know where to go,' Sanya said. 'Yes,' 'And you are going to consult four large pizzas for guidance.' 'Yes,' I said. ...'There is, I think, humour here which does not translate well from English into sanity.' 'That's pretty rich coming from the agnostic Knight of the Cross with a holy Sword who takes his orders from an archangel.' I said. - Harry Dresden & Sanya, Changes, Jim Butcher

If I stay, they'll kill me... If I go, at least everything that wants me dead won't be taking it personally.

Anger is just anger. It isn't good. It isn't bad. It just is. What you do with it is what matters. It's like anything else. You can use it to build or to destroy. You just have to make the choice.

Mort drove one of those little hybrid cars that, when not running on gasoline, was fueled by idealism. It was made out of crepe paper and duct tape and boasted a computer system that looked like it could have run the NYSE and NORAD, with enough attention left over to play tic-tac-toe. Or possibly Global Thermonuclear War.

People have far more power than they realize, if they would only choose to use it.

Laughter, like love, has power to survive the worst things life has to offer. And to do it with style.

No story that juicy was going to stay secret for long.

...you look like you fell out of a crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down.