1,269 Quotes by Jim Butcher

I followed him through the halls of the enormous church until we got to the staff's kitchen. He went to the fridge, opened it, and came out with a bottle of bourbon. He poured some into a coffee cup, drank it down, and poured some more. He offered me the bottle. No, thanks. Aren't you supposed to drink vodka? Aren't you supposed to wear a pointy hat and ride on a flying broomstick? Touche, I said.

Lies. Mab cannot change who you are.

Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?" Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no idea. That me was crazy. And buff. He worked out.

I've always admired your ability to be unilaterally irritating.

Men plan. Fate Laughs. Guis Alera, First Lord

Just like credit card companies, or those student loan people. Now there's evil for you.

My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps.

My gast was pretty well flabbered.

If you can't stop the bad thoughts from coming to visit, at least you can make fun of them while they're hanging around.