164 Quotes by Jim Norton

If I leave the mike in the stand, my hands absolutely move more. I'm not sure if it's a conscious thing.

You can't worry about saying something that will get you in trouble because the line changes so fast. If you try to navigate it, you will not only suck but eventually say something stupid and get yourself dumb anyway.

Here's the rule of thumb: When the entire family looks like the unibomber, they're against gay marriage.

I think people like to label everything. I just think it's comfortable.

I get bored really fast.

I have cowlicks, so my hair has always been a source of torture for me.

Trevor Noah is a great, relevant young comic, and Comedy Central is smart to stand by him.

I am a degenerate, and I know that.

I hate my hair so much.