164 Quotes by Jim Norton

I like being single.

I always wore a hat. They were gonna throw me out of high school because I wouldn't take my hat off. But it was just a deep insecurity about my awful hair.

All major cities are the same. People have the same sensibilities and they get afraid of the same subjects, groaning at the same things.

There are just some things that I don't think jokes are good for.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I don't really like Phil Robertson and I think his opinion about gay marriage is stupid. But in a country where we want an honest conversation, we have to realize that part of the honest conversation is hearing things we don't like and discussing them.

I don't have jokes that I can't defend.

With 'Mouthful of Shame,' all of my fans or the majority of them said it's the best thing you've ever done and that meant a lot because as you go on with time, if they're still really enjoying it, that means you're getting better.

I have exposed so much of my own real life. Like I feel like I always try to be honest and I always try to talk about where I am at and what I want.