164 Quotes by Jim Norton

I know I'm funny, and I like to be in front of people, and the fact that I'm good at that. It's the one thing that gave me self-esteem.

I figure I do a lot of things, none of them particularly well.

I want people to feel like there's nothing they have to be worried about laughing at. There's nothing that can't be made fun of.

My job is to be funny.

I like Fox, but I also like Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon.

I don't think any comedy is ever shocking. I don't buy that. That's just what people brand it, when someone is saying something they don't like.

I don't watch too much television because I want to write something, and you never want to be influenced by other things that are on - and if they're really funny it'll just depress me because it's something I'm not a part of.

It's surreal to be hanging out on Ozzy's patio with him talking politics. It's so funny when people doubt that he's with it because he's a really sharp, smart guy.

To me the important thing for a comic to be is emotionally honest.