164 Quotes by Jim Norton

Being a harsh, dirty comic, the last person on earth I ever expected to help my career was Jay Leno. I had always thought of performing on 'The Tonight Show' as an unachievable goal, because I bought into the myth that only squeaky clean, family-friendly material would be welcome there.

I'm boring. I really don't do much.

I don't care if I offend people. I really don't care.

I'm a much nicer guy than people think I'm going to be.

It's nice to have funny friends. I like watching my friends perform.

I never expect anything. The more good things that happen the better, but I never expect anything.

The one curse in America is that we deny who we really are and what we like.

Anything you can do that's self-destructive in Vegas, whatever that is, I do it.

I love doing the radio, and it's different every day. But stand-up is just you and the immediate reaction of the audience. So I love both.