164 Quotes by Jim Norton

It's up to the states to make up their own minds about what to do about climate change.

It's in all of our interests to make this work. We are in the business to distribute and sell wine.

The characters on the show talk like people talk in real life. I think people are going to appreciate that. This is a show people can relate to.

That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.

I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.

People don't mind positive stereotypes. People don't mind positive assumptions. It's only negative assumptions about them. So their outrage is so arbitrary.

I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.

You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell.

No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.