164 Quotes by Jim Norton

I think what's happening is that women are allowed to be funnier as we stop pretending that there are subjects that they shouldn't address.

I date but nothing really long term. I haven't had much luck. I probably haven't met the right woman. Most probably know to stay away from me.

I wanted to do a talk show that reminded me of the old school ones I loved as a kid, without all the fake enthusiasm and sound bite-driven conversations.

I love everything about Boston. The women are phenomenal, they're all dirty. It's just a really great place to do comedy.

Lenny Bruce did clean TV. You have to be able to do that, I think, to succeed because if you want to promote something, you go on 'The Tonight Show' or 'Letterman' or whatever, you can't be dirty.

If the show is going really well and the comedian is still annoyed with the audience, chances are he's a Boston comic. That's the beauty of Boston comics.

People say that Americans trends are transient, but the one activity we never seem to tire of is being outraged. Boy, do we love it!

Ozzy Osbourne is one of my favorite interviews, he's so good.

It's fun to pick the worst jokes you can think of.