307 Quotes by Jimmy Buffett

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.

The weather is here Wish you were beautiful.

I just thank God I don't live in a trailer.

Any manual labor I've done was purely by mistake.

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile

The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.

Tell me where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come?

Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it.

Is it time for your medication or mine?