307 Quotes by Jimmy Buffett

Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years to late. Cannons don’t thunder, there’s nothing to plunder, I’m an over forty victim of fate.

People who think too much before they act don’t act too much.

Why don’t we get drunk and screw?

While my mind is flexible, these brittle bones don’t bend.

This morning I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I’ve got cabin fever.

Oh, yesterdays are over my shoulder, So I can’t look back for too long. There’s just too much to see waiting in front of me, and I know that I just can’t go wrong.

I always said that I wouldn’t use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I’ll hang it up.

Don’t try to describe the ocean if you’ve never seen it.

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don’t we get drunk and screw?