307 Quotes by Jimmy Buffett

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don’t have big old Gothic cathedrals like they do in Europe. But we got baseball parks.

I know I should be leaving this climate, I’ve got a verse, but can’t rhyme it.

Mr. Bear, you know in the eyes of the Lord, we’re both beasts.

Be yourself, be pleasant, play hard and have no regrets...

Some people think there’s a woman to blame, but I know – it’s my own damn fault.

Pickup’s washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.

If I couldn’t laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn’t laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren’t all crazy, we would go insane.

The cheating was sweet, but my heart is beat. Don’t tear it apart, please by-pass this heart.

I’d like to be a jellyfish, ’cause jellyfish don’t pay rent.