307 Quotes by Jimmy Buffett

My only contact with the outside world was an RCA Victrola, and Elvis would sing, and then I’d dream about expensive cars.

Where’s the church, who took the steeple, Religion’s in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God’s honest truth is, it’s not that simple.

There’s a strange sense of pleasure being beat to hell by a storm when you’re on a ship that is not going to sink.

So I’ll put on my bob marley tape And practice what I preach Get jah lost in the reggae mon As I walk along the beach.

I’m getting old, don’t wear underwear, and I don’t go to church.

We’re just recycled history machines, cavemen in faded blue jeans.

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don’t love Jesus. It’s that kind of morning.

Whatever thrills you, anything you love to do, just say – Someday, I will.

Life is a journey that’s measured not in miles or years but in experiences, and the route your life takes is built not of roads but of songs.