226 Quotes by Jo Brand

Most of us manage the fateful things that happen in our lives the best we can, certainly not to a Stalin-like 20-year plan.

I think self-esteem is fluid. It's not a fixed state, and so some days are better than others.

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing it for a lot of people.

When you get to know someone, you find there's something nasty in their woodshed.

I just don't like travelling very much.

Once you get labelled, people expect you to behave within the very narrow confines of that label.

I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.

I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can be a grandma at 35 these days.

I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.